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(More customer reviews)This BEARHAT greatly exceeded my expectations. It is very warm and portable and goes with any outfit. What the description does not mention is that this hat has a secret pocket located on the inside which is great for storing just about anything such as nuts, berries, small rocks, ducks, etc. The BEARHAT has also greatly increased my use of capital letters while typing, adding excitement to even the most mundane sentences. The BEARHAT becomes exponentially greater when accompanied by several other BEARHATs forming a BEARHAT colony that cannot be stopped by any force known to man. There have been cases reported of small villages devastated by these BEARHAT colonies, the populations being forced to join the colony in order to survive. However, historians have determined that these takeovers have been more beneficial than harmful for the conquered people as the subsequent use of capital letters have made their lives much more fascinating than prior to the BEARHAT invasions.
The only downside of this BEARHAT is its durability as the button fell off within a day of vigorous us, however this can be forgiven as contrary to popular belief, bears are not fans of plastic buttons and therefore they DO NOT belong on a BEARHAT. Bears have much higher standards and prefer brass buttons with anchors. Highly recommended.
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Includes hat. Does not include shirt.
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